Journal Entries 2005: Titles & Abstracts January 1: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble/so you don't confuse them with mountains. In which the author gives thanks for the (small- to medium-sized) mammaries. January 15: New breasts and jewels for the girl. In which our author explains his edgy relationship to breast implants. January 30: Ooh, lady, I'm crazy 'bout your breasts. In which we turn to Ninon de Lenclos's Alexandrian response to the mammarian conundrum. February 10: He got the best old stinger any bumble bee I ever seen. In which we pursue further the question of size mattering. February 11: I'm your crawlin' king snake, you know I rule my den. In which we pursue the matter of size beyond the territory "down there." February 12: You ain't so big; you're just tall, that's all. In which we conclude (at least for now) our examination of the matter of size in relation to sexuality. April 2: I crept up to my baby's house, just to see how sweet she snores. In which the subject of sex after 60 arises. May 19: Get on up/like a Sex Machine. In which the myth of the stimulative effect of shellfish receives a testing, and passes with flying colors. June 9: You know what I'm talking' about! In which we track down a little ditty that's lost all its naughtiness and become quaint over the past half-century. July 7: Put your trust in mother lust. In which our author (with his consort) steps into an unexpectedly geriatric environment. July 27: All the sciences of the world are collected in my breasts. In which our author bites the hand of Godaddy.com, the domain-name registrar that hosts him. August 5: You can't see tits on the radio. In which a Times Square flasher comes under some close observation.

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