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Dog Day Afternoons<\/strong><\/p>\n In preparation for the “heat dome” predicted to start on Father’s Day, June 16, and expected to last for at least a week, we prepped as follows:<\/p>\n We skipped any energetic gardening for the duration of the heat wave, instead just watering to keep our fruit trees and berry bushes and veggies from dying. And we set out some bowls and troughs of water for the local wildlife.<\/p>\n Long story short, we survived that weather event without suffering. And we’ve found ourselves comfortable indoors for the rest of the summer so far. Anytime it got too hot and\/or humid we turned on the air conditioners, but mostly we made do with the fans, and some days we didn’t even need those. Now that the temperatures have started to turn autumnal, I doubt we’ll need to chill any air until next year.<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n Per my previous post in this series, we’ve gone solar. Since our system went live back in mid-April, we have generated all of the electricity we consume. Most of the high-heat days equate to high-sunlight days, during which our new system runs at peak production and efficiency.<\/p>\n Enphase Solar Array Dashboard, 8-24<\/p><\/div>\n However, we’ve had a lot of rain and overcast skies this summer, and this month wildfire smoke from Canada has sometimes obscured the sun again, as it did last summer. On such days we don’t get optimum production. Even so, and indeed on all but the heaviest rainy days, the system still generates some juice. We have already begun to “bank” our excess output in the grid, to draw on during the darker winter months to come.<\/p>\n So we have no reason to feel guilty about using some of it to counterbalance the summer heat; doing so doesn’t add to our carbon footprint. Another benefit of green energy. Nonetheless, we don’t squander what we generate; we continue to turn lights off when leaving rooms, and chose the new appliances we’ve bought this spring and summer \u2014 a Frigidaire refrigerator, a Hisense stove, and a Midea dishwasher \u2014 based on their Energy Star ratings.<\/p>\n (Peculiarly, the proprietary cellphone and desktop apps that provide our real-time and aggregated output and consumption \u2014 illustrated above \u2014 show our array operating at only 66 percent efficiency. Whereas our monthly electric bill, which is what really counts, has gone to zero for the past three months and indicates a substantial kWh overage credit. The organization that installed our system recommends the electric bill for accuracy. Go figure.)<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n Give Me Weed, Whites, and Wine …<\/strong><\/p>\n Most recent ruling from the Planning Board of the Town of Marbletown (our local gummint): Approval of a permit application from Back Home Farm LLC for the town’s first cannabis dispensary<\/a>. Its chosen location: Marbletown Corners, a multi-use commercial building just a short walk down the road from our house, and an even shorter stroll from the forthcoming, recently approved opioid treatment center about which I’ve written here previously<\/a>.<\/p>\n You might well ask: How can a town with a population of 1,234 at the 2020 census, only a small percentage of which consumes doobie and related products,<\/span> possibly sustain a commercial reefer<\/span> outlet? The obvious answer: This shop will not depend on customers from the immediate neighborhood; it will cast a much wider net for trade. In other words, they intend to make money by attracting people who don’t live here to come to our town for the express purpose of buying marijuana products and associated paraphernalia.<\/p>\n (I should add that, aside from groceries, liquor, and a variety of prepared foods served at different eateries, there’s not much else to buy in Marbletown\/Stone Ridge, nor any sites that could draw any significant number of tourists.)<\/p>\n Let me be clear: I don’t believe that marijuana should ever have been criminalized. I used it frequently in my adolescence and young adulthood, during which time having a head shop and legal locoweed outlet around the corner would have thrilled me. I’ve indulged from time to time since then. Presently I use THC gummies as sleep aids. And cannabis possession, use, and sale have become legal in the state of New York, which counts as a good thing in my opinion, not to mention damn well about time.<\/p>\n Marijuana dispensary, Stone Ridge, NY, via Google Maps (detail)<\/p><\/div>\n (Note: “Hash” on the above map is the name of a pricey breakfast\/brunch\/lunch diner<\/a> across the road. Ironically, it does not serve its namesake dish.)<\/em><\/p>\n As of 18 months ago there were no legal outlets for recreational marijuana in all of Ulster County<\/a>, and only a handful for medically prescribed weed. The first licensed marijuana shop in Ulster County opened just this past April in New Paltz<\/a>, 12 miles away (population 14,407 in 2020)<\/span>. So<\/p>\n As of the 2020 census, the population of Ulster County was 181,851. So, from a mercantile viewpoint, the choice of this site augurs well for the success of the enterprise, even with its sole competition just a few miles away. The building in question currently stands mostly vacant, its only tenant an emergency veterinary hospital. Situated at the junction of Route 209 and 213, with a large parking lot, it can predictably handle the volume of traffic it will likely attract.<\/p>\n Though it’s just two-lane blacktop as it passes through our town, U.S. Route 209<\/a> carries heavy north-south traffic, which will serve this business well. Although our neighborhood supplier will become de facto a county-wide destination for potheads, I don’t expect it to generate any increase in crime or other social problems. Still, with its proximity to the imminent methadone clinic, its forthcoming presence just seems … odd.<\/p>\n Locating a governmentally approved private-enterprise drug-access outlet effectively next door to a governmentally approved private-enterprise drug-rehab facility smacks of the perverse. Or merely the symbiotic. Or both. Apparently the Town of Marbletown Planning Board’s “plan” for the town \u2014 if they have one, which they’ve yet to prove \u2014 includes attracting both drug abusers and drug consumers. Perhaps the Town of Marbletown should adopt “Something for Everyone” as its motto.<\/p>\n (Note: Currently there’s a commercial building located halfway between these two enterprises and available for rent. Formerly a realtor’s office. Can’t wait to see how they repurpose that.)<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n Last Refuge<\/strong><\/p>\n Having happily eschewed even grudging participation in performative patriotism ever since I graduated from Stuyvesant High School in spring 1960, I sit this one out each time. Bizarre to me, in this day and age, to watch a room full of mature adults voluntarily enact this hoary ritual intended originally for the indoctrination of children. Even more peculiar to hear the board’s inclusion of the loaded phrase “under God,” with its notorious history<\/a>:<\/p>\n In 1954, the Pledge of Allegiance underwent its most controversial change to date. With the threat of Communism looming, President Dwight Eisenhower pressed Congress to add the words “under God” to the pledge.<\/em><\/p>\n In advocating for the change, Eisenhower declared it would “reaffirm the transcendence of religious faith in America’s heritage and future” and “strengthen those spiritual weapons which forever will be our country’s most powerful resource in peace and war.”<\/em><\/p>\n On June 14, 1954, in a Joint Resolution amending a section of the Flag Code, Congress created the Pledge of Allegiance recited by most Americans today:<\/em><\/p>\n “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.<\/em><\/p>\n In short, my local Planning Board’s reverence for this tradition represents 70 years of Christofascist Republican brainwashing \u2014 a theocratic magic spell designed to protect us from anything left of center and\/or (heaven forfend) atheistic. Thanks all the same, but I choose not to “reaffirm the transcendence of religious faith in America’s heritage and future.”<\/p>\n While I recognize the necessity for both performative patriotism and performative religiosity at this moment in our political life, yes, I found this disturbing as a nightly ritual at the Democratic National Convention<\/a>. And since you asked, no, having two impossibly adorable Black kids, with their doting Black father looking on proudly, lead the DNC in the same pledge with the exact same words<\/a> on opening night doesn’t change my mind at all.<\/p>\n Pledge of Allegiance, Democratic National Convention, 8-19-24<\/p><\/div>\n \u2022<\/p>\n The Rise of the Nones<\/strong><\/p>\n As long as I’m on the subject: “30% of U.S. adults who claim no religious affiliation in a\u00a0survey by The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research<\/a>.” See “America’s nonreligious are a growing, diverse phenomenon. They really don’t like organized religion,”<\/a> Associated Press, October 7, 2023.<\/p>\n This report indicates that such people, who check off the “none of the above” box on lists of religious affiliation, have acquired “the nones” as a nickname. Now there you have a significant demographic, just crying out for the traditional American forms of acknowledgment: cultural recognition, political representation, and marketing of merch. Not necessarily in that order, because any one of these can drive the others.<\/p>\n One major problem for this cohort, as I see it, is that atheists never get cool books and movies like the “Left Behind” franchise<\/a>. The cause? We have \u2014 or get perceived as having \u2014 no dramatic potential. The narrative arc of person-finds-god\/person-loses-god\/person discovers-it’s-just-as-well-so-never-mind-and-life-goes-on simply doesn’t ring up the cherries on Tinseltown’s slot machines. Neither does the script for person-who-doesn’t-believe-in-one-particular-god-has-dispute-with-person-who-disbelieves-in-a-different god-and-it-spirals-out-of-control. Nor, certainly, person-never-believes-in-any-god-yet-goes-on-to-live-an-interesting-and-fulfilling-life.<\/p>\n “The Big Lebowski,” poster (1998)<\/p><\/div>\n You could argue that, even if tacitly, Joel and Ethan Coen’s 1998 cult classic The Big Lebowski<\/em><\/a> achieves the last of those. In the eyes of its devotees, the titular hero, Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski (played by Jeff Bridges) manifests a Zen master’s philosophical detachment as he goes about solving whatever problems life throws at him. Philosophical analyses of the film abound<\/a>, all proposing in one way or another that the film engages consciously and at length with the question “How shall one live?” but with no recourse to any notion of God, the afterlife, or other religious trappings. If that’s not an atheist film, what is?<\/p>\n By the same token, however, The Big Lebowski<\/em> suggests that if atheists want to get in on the action-movie action, we’ll have to somehow add shootouts, heists, and car chases to our brand. Also vengeance if possible. Suggestions welcome.<\/p>\n Same goes for other genres: atheist rom-com, atheist buddy movie, etc.<\/p>\n I can\u2019t think of any film or TV show that centers around characters who forthrightly proclaim themselves atheists and go about their lives. That is, nothing actively pro-atheism.<\/p>\n Here’s a thought: Suppose we simply agree that we have established a category called “Atheist-safe Film & TV,” and that any movie or TV show in which religion plays no role whatsoever (or is treated skeptically or even mockingly) qualifies. Of course there are many such films, ranging from “Mad Max” to “Tootsie,” and from “Baghdad Caf\u00e9” to “Thelma & Louise.” And countless TV shows, from “The Honeymooners” right on down to “Seinfeld” and “Veep.”<\/p>\n Also, we have media which clearly present exaggerated religiosity as an oppressive force, going back as far as The Night of the Hunter<\/em> and Elmer Gantry<\/em>, and as recent as “The Handmaid’s Tale.”<\/p>\n A tricky issue: If one or more characters uses profanity such as “Goddammit” or “Jesus effing Christ,” does that automatically disqualify it? Or a scene takes place in a church (like the funeral in an episode of Ted Lasso<\/em>) but doesn\u2019t involve praying? I think we’d need to confer on this and issue rulings.<\/p>\n I’m envisioning some kind of rating system, ranging from Atheist-Positive (AP) at the high end to Atheist-Safe (AS) in the middle down to CJ Advisory (for Creeping Jesus) at the low end …<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n An afterthought: Many of us say “I am an atheist, but I don’t ‘evangelize.'” And that’s the problem right there. We need to meet true believers on their home ground \u2014 buttonholing them on the street, knocking on the doors of their private residences on Sunday mornings, slipping fliers under their doors.<\/p>\n In short, the world situation cries out for evangelical atheism.<\/p>\n I also encourage ranting about atheism loudly on the streets, on public transportation, indeed anywhere that the free-speech laws apply. People can’t hear about the social, cultural, and psychological benefits of atheism too much or too often. Let’s beat them at their own game.<\/p>\n And don\u2019t get me started on atheist graffiti …<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n Ideas I Coulda Never Thunk Up Myself Dept.<\/strong><\/p>\n As a footnote, I offer this anecdote concerning a proposed movie version of Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot<\/em>, interpreted by many as a profound philosophical meditation on religion:<\/p>\n … After <\/em>Fridays (a comedy show) was canceled, [Michael] Richards (Cosmo Kramer on <\/em>Seinfeld) says he tried to put together a filmed version of <\/em>Waiting for Godot at HBO set in the Mojave Desert with [Andy] Kaufman, Jim Carrey, and the drag queen performer Divine. But Samuel Beckett shut it down with this note: “If I intended to have my play set in the California desert under a freeway, I would have written it that way! Absolutely not!” (See “Michael Richards Spills So Many ‘Seinfeld’ Secrets in New Memoir,”<\/a> <\/em>by Matt Wilstein, The Daily Beast, June 4, 2024.)<\/p>\n This doesn’t strike me as all that far-fetched. Beckett had a thing for comedians, and vice versa. In 1965 he made a film, simply titled Film<\/em>, <\/em>with Buster Keaton. The original New York production of Godot<\/em> that I saw in my teens starred Bert Lahr. Many consider the play’s central characters, Vladimir and Estragon, to be derivations of the iconic comedy team Laurel and Hardy. A 1988 production cast Steve Martin and Robin Williams in the leading roles. So while Beckett rejected this proposal on the basis of where Richards intended to set the film, that leaves unanswered this intriguing question: Which of these three \u2014 Kaufman, Carrey, and Divine \u2014 was cast for which part?<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n This post sponsored by a donation from Carlyle T.<\/p>\n \u2022<\/p>\n Special offer:<\/strong> If you want me to either continue pursuing a particular subject or give you a break and (for one post) write on a topic \u2014 my choice \u2014 other than the current main story, make a donation of $50 via the PayPal widget below<\/strong>, indicating your preference in a note accompanying your donation. 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In previous accounts of my generally contentious interactions with the Town of Marbletown Planning Board I have somehow neglected to mention that the board’s public hearings customarily open with the board standing, and asking the attendees to stand, while they place their hands over their hearts and recite the Pledge of Allegiance \u2014 yes, including the phrase “under God.”<\/p>\n![\"Pledge](\"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/Pledge_of_Allegiance_Democratic_National_Convention_8-19-24.jpg\")
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