{"id":22568,"date":"2014-10-05T23:46:07","date_gmt":"2014-10-06T03:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/?p=22568"},"modified":"2014-10-06T16:32:46","modified_gmt":"2014-10-06T20:32:46","slug":"still-more-ends-and-odds-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/2014\/10\/05\/still-more-ends-and-odds-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Still More Ends and Odds"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"A.<\/a><\/p>\n

Monkey Business<\/strong><\/p>\n

On the heels of my recent comments re the now-famous public-domain macaque selfies<\/a> and photographer David Slater’s futile efforts to establish copyright thereto, GoPro has announced a\u00a0camera mount\u00a0that you can strap onto your dog<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I’m no lawyer, but here’s my layman’s opinion: Presumably, if\u00a0the legal owner of both the camera and the animal placed and activated the camera, the resulting images would be copyrightable; the pet would become something akin to an animated tripod or “dolly.” Also, the owner could plausibly claim a contractual relationship with his or her pet that included the performance of assorted tricks and services (fetching the newspaper, playing dead) in return for the benefits of room, board, and medical care \u2014 in effect, acting as a compensated\u00a0full-time employee. The outcome of any such services would thus become, in terms of the copyright laws, the equivalent of work made for hire (WMFH).<\/p>\n

\"GoPro<\/a>

GoPro Fetch harness<\/p><\/div>\n

GoPro\u00a0calls\u00a0its\u00a0canine harness the Fetch<\/a> (MSRP $59.99). Compatible with all GoPro cameras, it offers both a chest-mount and a back-mount option. From the looks of it as shown online, you could use it as is on other dog-sized pets or, I suppose, change the straps to adapt it to any suitable domesticated or captive animal.<\/p>\n

The cheapest GoPro costs $199, more than I’d care to risk strapped to some critter’s back. But Polaroid has recently introduced a smaller, cheaper camera that can do most of the same things (it lacks built-in wi-fi, which enables live streaming). That’s the water-resistant “lifestyle action camera” they’ve named the\u00a0Polaroid Cube (MSRP $99.99; you can add a waterproof case for $24.99).<\/p>\n

\"Kodak<\/a>

Kodak PixPro SP1 Action Cam<\/p><\/div>\n

And Kodak offers its PIXPRO SP1 Action Cam<\/a> for $199.99, with built-in wi-fi, and also\u00a032ft.\/10m waterproof,\u00a06.5ft.\/2m shockproof, dustproof, and freezeproof \u2014\u00a0making it definitely competitive with the GoPro, and less cumbersome. Coming soon: the\u00a0Kodak PixPro SP360<\/a>, which will provide a 360-degree view.<\/p>\n

As always\u00a0with digitech, this product type will get more powerful and feature-rich, less expensive, and smaller. At some point, these devices will become sufficiently miniaturized to enable implantation. So I envision a day in the near future when people will set up internet\/intranet live-streaming of their pet’s eye views, and zoos will live-stream giraffe’s-eye, lion’s-eye, snake’s-eye views of their inhabitants’ experiences and adventures.<\/p>\n

Another prediction: Not only will we implant these minicams in our pets, we’ll implant them in ourselves, becoming the walking equivalents of Garry Winogrand. See my post from earlier this summer,\u00a0“Garry Winogrand: MonkeyCam Redux at the Met.”<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Polaroid<\/a>

Polaroid Cube<\/p><\/div>\n

By the way, GoPro owes at least an acknowledgment and a vote of thanks to David Letterman and his staff, who premiered “Late Night Monkey Cam”<\/a> \u2014 a small video camera attached to the back of Zippy, a tame chimpanzee who was then set loose to roam around the set\u00a0\u2014 on his talk show in\u00a0March 1986. Though this wasn’t the first time an animal carried an activated camera, the popularity of this feature on the internationally syndicated Letterman show certainly created a receptive environment for pet-friendly consumer-end video cams.<\/p>\n

Indeed, taken in combination with Letterman’s “Stupid Pet Tricks” feature, we might find in this the genesis of I Can Has Cheeseburger?<\/a> and the global cat video phenomenon.<\/p>\n

\u2022<\/p>\n

\"In<\/a>Gregory Eddi Jones has published a\u00a0substantial\u00a0exchange between us, “In Dialogue with A. D. Coleman,”<\/a> at his blog,\u00a0In the In-Between: journal of digital imaging artists<\/a>, which he describes as “a web-based photography journal founded by photo-artist and writer Gregory Eddi Jones in June of 2012.”<\/p>\n

We developed this as a q&a via email, over a period of several months earlier this year. Greg’s questions proved intriguing, so I responded at some length. I commend the resulting back-and-forth to\u00a0readers of this blog, especially\u00a0those with a particular interest in issues of digital imaging, who will find Jones’s site a rich trove of material relevant to those concerns.<\/p>\n

Doing the Math<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Woman<\/a>

Woman doctor smoking Camels, ad, 1946<\/p><\/div>\n

Speaking of digital photography: According to the September 13, 2014 ABC-News story “Alluring Photographs of Smoke Plumes,”<\/a>\u00a0photographer Thomas Herbrich made his studies of\u00a0cigarette smoke\u00a0“using a high-speed flash with a flash duration of 1\/10,000 second, and took more than 100,000 digital photos over the course of three months.”<\/p>\n

“Only a few milliseconds pass between the recognition of the subject, and taking the shot,” the unsigned article reports. “Only 20 out of 100,000 photos made the final cut, as the moment the shutter released wasn’t at exactly the right millisecond, or because other interfering smoke elements were in the photo. To capture these photos,” it continues, “Herbrich attached a burning cigarette to a tripod in his studio with a black background. He had his brother hold the high-speed flash and manually focused his camera. The field of smoke is no bigger than 10 inches in diameter.”<\/p>\n

“Herbrich said the problem is ‘When I see a nice smoke form, my eye has to tell my brain, may brain tells my thumb, and the thumb presses the button \u2014 the camera makes click-clack … and all this requires some milliseconds, which is a long time for catching smoke. It is really superfast.’ Herbrich has to wait for the air to be totally ‘quiet,’ meaning no motion as to disturb the smoke flow. This is why he is only able to shoot 15 to 20 cigarettes per day. He used 600 cigarettes in total.”<\/p>\n

\"Chesterfield<\/a>

Chesterfield ad, Ronald Reagan, LIFE magazine, 1948<\/p><\/div>\n

My calculations: 600 cigarettes = 30 packs. 100,000 exposures of 600 cigarettes = 166.6 exposures per coffin nail.\u00a0It takes a regular cigarette, lit but unsmoked, somewhere between 10-15\u00a0minutes to burn<\/a> on its own, from end to end (or filter). Let’s say the average is 12.5 minutes;\u00a0Herbrich had to make 13 exposures a minute, which comes to one every 4.6 seconds. Hardly enough time to “manually focus” a digital camera again and again after Herbrich’s “recognition of the subject” and his eye talking to his brain which then talks to his thumb so\u00a0the camera can make click-clack, yadayadayada. But certainly enough time\u00a0for a pre-focused digital camera to take automatic exposures at pre-set intervals, the most-likely-case scenario here.<\/p>\n

In short: Pleasantly decorative images, though the stats as indicated\u00a0\u2014 a mere 20 successes out of 100,000 \u2014 rank with Garry Winogrand’s pathetic output in his final years<\/a> as not worth the effort. But the backstory of Herbrich’s little project, as given, simply\u00a0beggars belief. Another instance of the conventional art-school trope<\/a> I’ve discussed at length in previous posts, I should add; 20 variants on the same image structure, with a single variable.\u00a0(To view more from this series, visit Thomas Herbirch\u2019s website.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

By the way, does making purely decorative images of a proven cancerous substance, designed for sale in the\u00a0fine-art market, differ in some ethical way from using your status as a doctor or your silver-screen celebrity to hawk coffin nails\u00a0for a hefty fee? Just asking.<\/p>\n

Owning Yourself<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Alfred<\/a>

Alfred Korzybski<\/p><\/div>\n

Alfred Korzybski, founder of the discipline known as general semantics,\u00a0argued that we should beware of all variants of the verb\u00a0to be<\/em>. In using it, he proposed, we risk falling prey to the fallacy he called “the is<\/em> of identity”<\/a> \u2014 the tendency to freeze the subject of that verb into a single aspect, when it (or he or she or they) will inevitably have multiple facets that “the is of identity” will ignore and dismiss.<\/p>\n

Korzybski\u00a0recommended instead that we consider our subjects as both variegated and mutable \u2014 that is, not just multifaceted but changeable \u2014 and adjust our discussion of them accordingly. So, instead of saying “John is a thief,” we’d say “John stole something today” or “John committed a theft today.” That names the infraction without binding our vision of John to a single act or behavior pattern, enables a more rounded view of John as a complex person, and\u00a0allows for the possibility that this might represent a one-time act on his part or, even if he’s done it repeatedly, that he might not do so again.<\/p>\n

I took Korzybski’s insight to heart when I came across it in the late 1980s. Though even a close reader of my work might not notice it, nor those who attend my lectures and classes, I’ve tried ever since to avoid employing “the is of identity” as much as possible. And I’d like to think that the recent tendency of people who’ve behaved badly to say “That’s not who I am” or some variant thereon indicates their awareness of and agreement with Korzybski’s idea, which I would consider sagacious and would give us something in common.<\/p>\n

However, those uttering this now formulaic locution\u00a0strike me as unlikely adherents of Korzybski. Alas, in their mouths it comes across mostly as a way of deflecting, avoiding, or even denying responsibility for one’s own actions \u2014 something akin to claiming multiple-personality disorder, alien possession, or “The devil made me do it.” For example:<\/p>\n

\"This<\/a>

This is not Ray Rice (ABC News screeenshot, Sept. 8, 2014<\/p><\/div>\n

\u2022 Caught on two Atlantic City casino video cameras cold-cocking his fianc\u00e9e in an elevator and dragging her into the hall, Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice\u00a0\u2014 suddenly\u00a0released by the Ravens and suspended by the NFL, with his now-wife and enabler Janay by his side \u2014 told the world at a press conference, “That’s\u00a0not who I am\u00a0as a man.”<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2022 Caught on an\u00a0audio recording making racist comments,\u00a0Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling\u00a0had the team’s press office issue the following statement<\/a> to TMZ:\u00a0“Mr. Sterling is emphatic that what is reflected on that recording is not consistent with, nor does it reflect his views, beliefs or feelings.\u00a0It is the antithesis of who he is, what he believes and how he has lived his life. … He feels terrible that such sentiments are being attributed to him and apologizes to anyone who might have been hurt by them.”<\/p>\n

\"This<\/a>

This is not a pipe.<\/p><\/div>\n

\u2022 Faulkner (Arkansas) County Circuit Judge Michael Maggio “admitted posting details from actress Charlize Theron’s closed-record adoption of a child<\/a> in 2012 on tigerdroppings.com<\/a>, a Louisiana State University fan site, using the online name ‘geauxjudge,’ according to documents that a judicial commission submitted to the state Supreme Court,” which ordered his immediate dismissal from the bench. Maggio said in a statement: “I take full responsibility for the comments that have been attributed to me. I apologize deeply for my lapse in personal judgment and for that, I have no excuse. The comments posted were not acceptable. These comments are not a reflection of who I am.”<\/p>\n

\"Alfred<\/a>

Alfred Korzybski, “Science and Sanity” (1933), cover<\/p><\/div>\n

\u2022\u00a0Caught on camera\u00a0calling\u00a0an obnoxious fan “faggot,”\u00a0Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah subsequently told ESPN\u00a0interviewer Kevin Arnovitz <\/a>\u00a0(who is gay), “I’m disappointed because that’s not me. \u2026 It’s disappointing because I’m not like that. \u2026 I’m pissed off at myself because that’s not who I am.” Pressed by Arnovitz on the point\u00a0that this could make it harder for an out gay ballplayer, Noah replied, “I know. And that’s not who I am.” (He comes by this rationalization honestly.\u00a0His mother, Cecilia Rodhe, explained,\u00a0“He chose the wrong word.\u00a0He wanted to say, ‘Move away and stop harassing me,’ but he lost control and used that word.” A common mistake.)<\/p>\n

Though it’s been quite awhile, I’ve written and published a few things I regret. However, that happened back in the days of print. And,\u00a0among\u00a0the things I cherish about print as a communication medium, irrevocability ranks very high indeed.<\/p>\n

You see, with a few taps on my keyboard I can change anything I’ve published at my websites since 1995. And, short of tracking down the originally published version via the Wayback Machine<\/a>, you’ll never know the difference. But what appears in print endures so long as one paper copy lasts.<\/p>\n

I love that, because it keeps me honest. The habits I acquired as a writer publishing in print media have carried over to my writing online. So I want to assure my readers that whatever they read with my byline on it, in any medium, going all the way back to 1964\u00a0\u2014\u00a0I wrote and published that. That was me (pace<\/em> Korzybski), at least at that time. I own it, warts and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Among the things I cherish about print as a communication medium, irrevocability ranks very high indeed. I love that, because it keeps me honest. The habits I acquired as a writer publishing in print media have carried over to my writing online. So I want to assure my readers that whatever they read with my byline on it, in any medium, going all the way back to 1964 \u2014 I wrote and published that. That was me, at least at that time. I own it, warts and all. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7,13,15],"tags":[144,997,998,313,1002],"class_list":["post-22568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-digital-life","category-digital-technology","category-intellectual-property-2","category-news-commentary","tag-david-slater","tag-gregory-eddi-jones","tag-in-the-in-between","tag-macaque-monkeys","tag-thomas-herbrich","odd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nearbycafe.com\/artandphoto\/photocritic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}