Where
is sit-down comedy's answer to Harold
Stassen when we need him?
Recycling its leftover logo and mission statement from the last three presidential races, the "Draft Kitman for 2008" effort gets underway with a bold stroke, initiating a formal challenge to whoever gets the nod to succeed current President Chauncey Gardener from our favorite dark- (or dead-) horse candidate, Newsday columnist Marvin Kitman. (Special bonus: a peek at the Marvin Kitman Family Album.)
Sponsored
by the new breakaway coalition, Party
Like It's 2099, headquartered right
here at The Nearby Café.
Welcome,
potential Kitman supporter! Jump Aboard
This Bandwagon Now!
