As you might expect, over the decades The Derrière Garde has accumulated a vast storehouse of CYA know-how. He has distilled this useful lore into a set of survival tips which he shares freely with his chosen cautionees.
Clicking on either version of the icon of TDG's chapeau (as above, left or right) wherever it appears at this site will get you a randomly selected survival tip. The full menu of these tips appears below. New tips added regularly.