The Derrière Garde proudly announces the availability of his unique CYA Workshop™, which he will offer, for a reasonable fee, at any venue to interested parties in groups of any size. (Individualized instruction also available by special arrangement.)

Through a combination of lecture, demonstration, and group exercise, TDG will transmit the CYA wisdom and wiles he has accumulated in years of derrière-garde activity. This will include the correct application in daily life of his TDG Tips, and such advanced techniques as the use of handy reflective surfaces and the buddy system. To schedule one of these workshops, email TDG: cya@derrieregarde.com.

Discovered in a newspaper from the People's Republic of China, wherein he was castigated for antisocial behavior, this nameless citizen may well have undertaken volunteer duty in the selfless tradition of TDG. Public nuisance or good samaritan? You decide.